I just might shoot my TV screen the next time those smiling musicians start singing “Viva, Viagra!” Yeah, they all just go down to the local feed store with their guitars, drums, and stand-up bass and start singing about how happy they are because they’re going to have sex with their wives. Horny but happy thanks to the little blue pill.
It’s a ridiculous commercial and makes me contemplate monastic life rather than the joys of connubial bliss. Are we actually to believe that this outpouring of melody is spur-of-the-moment? It’s no different than if I said, “Hey, guys, let’s go down to the courthouse and throw pickles at lawyers and judges.” The scarier scenario is that these men may have taken time to write the song and carefully planned its performance. File this under the heading of GET A LIFE, FELLAS. Pluck in the privacy of your own home.
Well, whoopee for them. I don’t care if they’re about to get lucky or not. Over the falls with ‘em! Viva, Niagra.
Picture: Public Domain
It’s a ridiculous commercial and makes me contemplate monastic life rather than the joys of connubial bliss. Are we actually to believe that this outpouring of melody is spur-of-the-moment? It’s no different than if I said, “Hey, guys, let’s go down to the courthouse and throw pickles at lawyers and judges.” The scarier scenario is that these men may have taken time to write the song and carefully planned its performance. File this under the heading of GET A LIFE, FELLAS. Pluck in the privacy of your own home.
Well, whoopee for them. I don’t care if they’re about to get lucky or not. Over the falls with ‘em! Viva, Niagra.
Picture: Public Domain
2 comments:
They actually advertise viagra on TV?? Sheesh!
lol!!! btw:-)
Lane, they've been advertising Viagra on TV for years, but now they do it in such a dumb-ass way, with the music I described. They advertise Cialis and all the similar erectile meds on television. They are all corny, such as a couple sitting in a tub on a mountainside, "waiting for the right moment." Or the couple will wink at each other, knowing that when company leaves, it's hanky panky time. And to think that Madison Avenue pays people a fortune to come up with these ideas.
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